Girlfriend

Something you will never have if you don’t get off this website and get a job

Whats a girlfriend

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

March 15th is give your girlfriend a hoodie day. Boys, hand em over.

Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!

by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025

Perfect Girlfriend

Cassidy Westbrook

Wow she’s the perfect girlfriend, must be Cassidy Westbrook.

by Timmeh72649837294 May 19, 2023

Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023

Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.

Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.

by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021

girlfriend

something your ass will never get

Mom: you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: no
Mom: Haha just reminding you
Me: Did you see you dad yet?
Mom: nigger

by bigoliymenkisser69 September 15, 2023

Girlfriend deprived

Not seeing, touching or talking to your girlfriend in so long.

I am so girlfriend deprived I haven’t kissed her in at least an hour

by Kelsey Anne January 7, 2023