Are you tickling my balls?

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.

Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Are you sure?

A question asked when to validate that a person is sure in what they have said

Mark: I had a pretty interesting day
Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: guess whos finally getting his powers

Nolan: are you sure?
Mark: pretty sure

by NotNolanGrayson September 23, 2025

are you kidding my dick

the polite version of are you “shitting my dick” aka “are you kidding me” or “are you serious”

Boris: “Jane! Your car is rolling down the hill!”
Jane: “Are you kidding my dick?”

by fart902 March 13, 2026

are you ready for ze new world order?

are you ready for ze new world order?

Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!

by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025

Are you sure?

Asking someone if they are certain, confident, or positive about a statement, decision, or fact, often used to check for accuracy, encourage deeper thought about consequences, or express slight disbelief.

“Guess who’s finally getting his powers?”
“…Are you sure?”
“Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space.”

by MToque December 10, 2025

Are you?

No fuck you I'm not going to be the 0.

Hym "Are you? Really? Or is that a thing you want me to ascent to? Because you are trying to dictate to me what I have to do and I'm not going to let you guide me into a life. That is not how you being in charge is going to work. Like, you're trying to play God and the form it's taking is a life swap between me and my less intelligent but equally psychopathic wannabe 'single white female'. And it's not going to result in anything that is good for me or anyone else because I'm just going to resort to violence (inevitably) and kill myself. So, stop trying to do this. I am the 1 who decides whether or not the thing I know you are trying to do to me is going to work and my decision is 'No.' I've decided that it isn't. Unless you're trying to get me to murder my own parents or somebody's kids (which is like what happened to some of the other ones you to whom you have done this and are covering up). And my decision is final. Just like what is going to happen to the person you tried to let 'single white female' me."

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

What the fuck are you?

A rude imply someone is not a human.
Variant of who the fuck are you?

Someone: *acting like a debil.*
Me: What the fuck are you?

by Swolin June 29, 2018