wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!

Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

weegeepie

That one guy with the funny SMG4 side joke arc from his fandom, also the sexiest motherfucker alive

Guy 1: Hey have of you heard of the sexiest motherfucking beast known as Weegeepie on YT
Guy 2: Aye no I didnt lol
Guy 1: Perish then topkek

by KujoJotaro September 3, 2019

G-Wedgie

When your G-string somehow gets swallowed up by your bumb crack and causes pain like someone is giving you a wedgie!

Ouch, sh*t l can't move until l pull out this G-Wedgie!!

by Beejay2 November 22, 2009

wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.

"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"

by Sidrox September 11, 2011

Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.

"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie

by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013

hoodie wedgie

When an evil person takes the dangling string from the hood of someone else's hoodie and pulls it so that the other side of the string is lost in the abyss of the hood hole.

Steve didn't like Dave's face so he gave him a ludicrous hoodie wedgie right while he was talking to Sarah.

Dave spent the next hour working his hood to find the string that was halfway out because of the shear power of Steve's hoodie wedgie attack.

by Jim Floores May 15, 2014

First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016