convex vagina

Literally just a penis

Bill is such a convex vagina

by baronbabyrapeme April 3, 2018

Vagina Magnet

In reference to an article of female clothing that highlights the groin region in an unflattering way. Quite often, but not always, a vagina magnet may result in Camel Toe.

Alternate: A certain male (or female) that is so incredibly attractive that they find themselves constantly surrounded by women. These women seemingly appear without effort on behalf of the vagina magnet.

"I have to return that bathing leopard print bikini I bought the other day. It was a little too small. Kind of a vagina magnet if you know what I mean."

Alternate: "That one guy I work with is such a vagina magnet. He seriously must get laid all the time"

by NinaMagnet July 22, 2012

Sleepy Vagina

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.

On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.

by henrytheviii August 30, 2011

Beer Vagina

The exponential swelling of the vaginal area or "goonyah", often closely associated with excessive beer intake. Signs and symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

The appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.
An unusually large slug trail when walking naked.
May be mistaken for huge testicals when jeans are worn.

Hey Kristin, since when did you get balls...oh wait...its your HUGE Beer Vagina!

by JamalDeweder May 21, 2008

vagina belly

when a mans fat belly gets split vertically from the tightness of his shirt,

Ron ate too many dumpster doughnuts and now he has a vagina belly

by hala33335 March 27, 2009

vagina bandage

A bandage designed specifically for the vagina, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scrapes or burns within the vaginal canal. Available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. For example, Spongebob, sparkles, and Dora the explorer versions are available.

Man I tore the bitch up so hard last night she's gonna need a vagina bandage.

by The One and Only Savage January 23, 2010

vagina balls

awoman with a vagina with balls under it.

look, that womands vagina balls are dangling

by tim wolfe, jamie tyler October 20, 2008