two bite banana

A male member that matches the size of a banana that can be eaten in two bites.

Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.

by Joe Bogolotz August 9, 2015

Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.

"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"

by omally June 27, 2018

Office Number Two

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One

I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself

by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

two meter rule

to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody

which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance

man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs

by eskimo___ May 3, 2020

two handed legends

A bowler that bowls with two hands on the bowling ball opposed to only using one hand. they generally get more speed and rotation on the bowling ball which creates more pin action, and more room on the lane for error thus resulting in getting more strikes.

those guys, Jason Belmonte, Kevin Perreira, and osku pallerma are two handed legends

by Kevo5253 June 2, 2012

Conservative Two-Step

When a conservative runs to his and/or her safe space to complain about triggered snowflakes.

Ann Coulter used the good ol' conservative two-step at politicon 2018.

by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018