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two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.
After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.
by W34 January 5, 2018
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two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina
I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night
by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018
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Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.
If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.
by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018
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two mints and a tic tac

a person with an abnormally small penis
"Hey Ethan, you have two mints and a tic tac."
by LilBarnacle855 May 22, 2018
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Two Weirdos

The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups
Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up
by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 May 30, 2018
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Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.
We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet
by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018
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two hand ghyuck ghyuck

The elegance of both hands grasping the shaft while in an up and down motion, also simultaneously giving a blowjob
aye shawty you tryna give me and my boi that two hand ghyuck ghyuck or nah?
by 305juju404 August 8, 2018
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