When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj March 29, 2016
by vindex parsley April 09, 2011
to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
by eskimo___ May 03, 2020
Barbara: How was your date last night?
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.
Candy: It was awful! He not only had a two bite banana, but he had a matching endurance.
by Joe Bogolotz July 17, 2015
A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
by Uhhuhhoneyy October 09, 2020
by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019