The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.
by Broken Rubber April 26, 2014
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Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.
Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.
Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.
by happy_turtle July 8, 2010
Get the touching the turtle mug.what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom
by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002
Get the turtle head mug.A Sex Postion dating back to the Bible, Its has Many Names such as;
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.
(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.
(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.
Hey Jim, i Turtle top Slammed Your Nan last night, Her Minge is the Size of the Grand Canyon.
OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.
Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162
I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.
OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.
Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162
I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.
by Peter Crotch November 18, 2006
Get the TheOl' Turtle Top Slam mug.The Reverse turtle is tucking the junk under the ball sack leaving only the head sticking out resembling a turtle in its shell. Also on The Waiting scale it is worth 3 kicks.
by Ruby Rey February 19, 2009
Get the Reverse Turtle mug.Hand gesture made with both hands, one on top of the other while rotating the thumbs, that resembles a turtle. Performed when an awkward moment occurs, or when recounting an awkward moment.
Rosie "When Will visited me here once they let him in my room, which was weird because they don't let boys in the boarding house. So I felt special, but then they came in and he had to leave. Turns out they thought he was my brother, not my boyfriend, so they let him in. Fail."
Morrigan "LOL!!"
Rosie "Biggest fail ever AND on way out girl who I know's mum came in and was like "OH ROSIE. IS THIS YOUR BROTHER? YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE!". And awkward turtle was done"
Morrigan "LOL!!"
Rosie "Biggest fail ever AND on way out girl who I know's mum came in and was like "OH ROSIE. IS THIS YOUR BROTHER? YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE!". And awkward turtle was done"
by Velvet Letters September 14, 2010
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