cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
by SlapStickSlappy May 09, 2009
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Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
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doesn't shake a tree

I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!
I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!
by Momandcadenrock April 06, 2018
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wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives
“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>
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tree hugging queer

Refer to hippies (sensu stricto) that love being vegans and environmentalist but not for the obvious reasons. They like it because it's trendy
May refer to the fact that they usually like to take long walks in the forest and hug the trees
Nabil: look dude, these people are so weird, what are they doing?
Gabriel: As they are hugging trees I guess we should call them tree hugging queers
Nabil: Nice, you are really full of stuff
Gabriel: Thanks man
Nabil: It doens't mean much
by ragnarok666 December 06, 2016
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How to climb a tree

A video made by Tipsy Duck that involves the death of Kim and the perpetrators, Tim and Jim
You ever watched How to climb a tree?
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