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Google

Probably the most common site used to watch porn, whether it varies from porn hub to XXX type things. Really dependable though.
Get out of my room mom, I'm on google and I need some "ME" time.
by BiGbUrGeR1 October 17, 2018
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Google hazard

When a set of search terms returns results from an unrelated area, making zeroing in on your subject much more difficult.
Searching for "parallel filter" is a strong google hazard. Search for "parallel implementation filter" instead.
by large_ovine August 26, 2013
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google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.
Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!
by Morgiesut August 10, 2017
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Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.
type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL
by grij October 4, 2010
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Googling

The act of searching the internet using the world's most powerful search engine "Google.com". Mostly used to look up very specific erotic fetish videos and pictures.
I was Googling "Blue Waffle"... Man, I'll never do that again.
by Wikipedia Bot 1179 January 21, 2020
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Google Earth

A 3d mapping program that allows you to see satellite images for every location in the world.
Google Earth is used for many things and i have used to get a better sense of your destination with street view
by CHORIANOPOULOS August 20, 2022
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