thingamajigger 

A word that can take the place of any one noun.

While working on his hot ride, John Doe reaches for his screw driver but can't reach it. He says to Tony "Eh Tony, hand me the uh.... thingamajigger" Tony-"oh, you mean the screwdriver?" "Yeah, that's it"

So I ran over a thingamajigger on the way home from work. It's hair got caught all up in my tires. Sick.

thingamajigger by Justin R M July 21, 2008

Prometheus school of running away from things 

To run away from a falling object in a straight line instead just easily avoiding it by getting out of it's path

He obviously went to the Prometheus school of running away from things u can tell when he was trying to run away from the semi

Prometheus school of running away from things by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

Ugly Bug Thang 

One who looks like a bug with messed up teeth

Did you see that Ugly Bug Thang? It was in my class!!

Ugly Bug Thang by babecakez_862 June 30, 2009

This is why we can't have nice things 

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

This is why we can't have nice things by Humping midget January 15, 2011

doing wine things 

Being a weird douche

We're doing wine things tonight

doing wine things by Swag4789 March 29, 2015

10 things i hate about you 

The best movie ever created. Modern (ok well not so modern. 90's) Recreation of Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew".

I watch 10 things i hate about you at least twice a week.

10 things i hate about you by YouSuckThat'sAll February 20, 2005

Thingamajiggy 

What baby-boomers call electronics. Especially if they haven't upgraded their cell phone since 2001.

Mrs. Robinson: "hmmm.., Luke honey can you come here? I don't understand why my thingamajiggy turned into a mirror.."
Luke: "Mom...you opened your camera in selfie mode..."

Mrs. Robinson: "Well, I don't know! You kids and these thingamajiggies...I just don't understand them!"

Thingamajiggy by HydeWars July 19, 2018