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Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
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Listen to Neon Trees

"do you listen to neon trees?" is code for "are you pansexual?" or from the "i" point of view means "i am pansexual"
person 1: hey, do you listen to girl in read?

person 2: no, but i listen to neon trees.

p1: oh nice! are you clarifying your sexuality in any way? if so, i listen to sweater weather.
p2: yes lmao, i'm pan :)
by rosegeek199 November 17, 2020
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Tree New Bee

In Chinesesomeone who likes boast ,we called him Tree New Bee.
He likes Tree New Bee.
by Alberoyang July 30, 2018
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Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.
Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.
by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011
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tree hugging queer

Refer to hippies (sensu stricto) that love being vegans and environmentalist but not for the obvious reasons. They like it because it's trendy
May refer to the fact that they usually like to take long walks in the forest and hug the trees
Nabil: look dude, these people are so weird, what are they doing?
Gabriel: As they are hugging trees I guess we should call them tree hugging queers
Nabil: Nice, you are really full of stuff
Gabriel: Thanks man
Nabil: It doens't mean much
by ragnarok666 December 6, 2016
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The Tree-o

The Tree-o are three absolutely amazing girls who go to North Smithfield High School in North Smithfield, Rhode Island.

They are the ONE, the ONLY, and the ORIGINAL Tree-O and ALL others are either pathetic knockoffs or wannabes.

The Tree-O is comprised of Alicia, Jessica, and Stephanie, whose last names will not be used in accordance with urbandictionary.com's policies about naming non-celebrities, which sadly includes not-yet celebrities such as these three girls.

The Tree-O are dorks, which is distinctly different from nerd and geek (obviously) because dorks are able to identify with and be on friendly terms with members of each and every level of the social spectrum, making them immensely popular.

They use extremely fun and varied vocabulary in everyday conversation which makes them interesting to talk to for both adults, young children, and their peers alike.

In short, The Tree-O is nothing short of perfect.
Damn, did you see the Tree-O today? They looked smokin', as usual. And their popularity radiated from their fab bodies!
by Sirhoneytoast December 14, 2008
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Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.
Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."
by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012
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