rusty saber

a severe cramp in the side of a runner that usually occurs while running a warm-up for track or cross country. This cramp feels like a knife stabbing any of the vital organs.

"Hey, why you runnin' so damn slow sonny jim?"
"Rusty saber."
"Oh."

by cycln33 April 26, 2006

rusty battleaxe

The act of one prison inmate sticking some sort of sharp or oversized object up another inmates dumper.

Ex_con: dont go to prison...when i fell asleep, marco gave me the ol' rusty battleaxe!

by Jordan Davenport July 12, 2005

rusty kitten

This has two means to it actually...

1. When your kitten plays in a pit full of rusty metal scrap pieces.

2. The act of rubbing a rusty pipe around on your vagina.

1. Dude you clean kitten is going to turn into a rusty kitten.

2. Honey? Why did you give yourself a rusty kitten??

by Taco Sanchez August 3, 2006

Rusty Staub

A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.

A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.

Often she'll end up leaving you for him.

"She's she's leaving me bro! Why did you have to go and rusty staub her like that asshole!?"

by bp yo March 29, 2010

Rusty tugboat

When a man/woman deficates on their hand and proceeds to masturbate you.

Hey Kyle, how did it go with Sarah last night?

Not good man, she tried to give me a rusty tugboat!

What the fuck dude?

by ToXicXxX September 23, 2013

Rusty finger

Brown tint of fecal matter found on the tip of your finger after itching or playing with your anus. This is most commonly observed and then sniffed.

After a short jog, Jimmy reached down his sweats and scratched his anus. When he pulled his hand back up, he had a rusty finger, then sniffed it.

by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb March 14, 2009

rusty sweary

the act of a man shits on a grill cooks it to perfection then force feeds it to his sister in law

jack, i gave your wife a rusty sweary

by joe we May 16, 2008