by JackOSX February 25, 2010
Get the Iron Tits mug.1. one that has crappy tits.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
2. someone who has just received a 'cleveland steamer' on their chest and can be called crap tits.
3. one who is such an undeniable failure at everything that the only thing that is left is to call them crap tits, regardless of whether or not tits are present on this individual. see also, fucking moronic hose-beast.
1. look at the crap tits on that chick!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
2. hey crap tits, did you get all that washed off in the shower? I'm prolly going to have to throw these sheets away and i think that the walls are going to have to be repainted.
3. jesus, (insert male/female name) is such a-- uh, FUCKING CRAP TITS!
by hangus77 March 28, 2009
Get the crap tits mug.1. The inexplicable phenomena found with in females when one mammary occelates out of phase with the other mammary.
2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.
2. The term used to describe the situation in which a male and or female makes several other individuals wait, because he or she is preoccupied with handling the mammaries of another female.
"Ajront still isnt back from being afk, he must be tit lagging."
"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."
"Jill tripped, because her tits were lagging and it threw her off balance."
by Desid May 4, 2008
Get the Tit Lag mug.Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.
“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”
by Hisforhat February 5, 2019
Get the Blue tits mug.Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.
See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.
Antonyms: Sword Fighting
See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.
Antonyms: Sword Fighting
Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?
Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?
Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
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by Word Wizards, LLC February 5, 2017
Get the Tit-off mug.that gross smelling looking gunk that collects under the teats of extremely large sweaty fat chicks.
by bobert951 January 27, 2007
Get the tit cheese mug.there are some tits that look forward, some look sideways, and some are just out of whack, those are chameleon tits, cause they are independent of eachother like a chameleons eyes.
by peteypete March 25, 2007
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