August 20

National theme park day!

Go
Go
Go
Nowww

To the theme park with your friends NOW you have to go it’s Damm national theme park day!!!! You NEED to go with your friends don’t walk run to the theme park now!

Go to a theme park on august 20 for national theme park day

by Naaahhh August 18, 2022

August 20

National Booty pics day

send your crush/gf/bf 15 booty pics with different angles

bf: Wow it’s August 20, you know what that means ?

gf: *15 attachments*

by LargeBigMacPlease August 20, 2023

August 20

Say "hi" to a girl you think is very nice

"Hi Person" on August 20

by Squirrel Junior August 20, 2022

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 23, 2022

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

Covidiqus 20:19

It’s like a new chapter in the biblical book, but it already happen and it’s still here

/ y’all can read it on covidiqus 20:19

Hey man do you got the flu?

Yeah I just find out in covidiqus 20:19
Reads it… Wow lol

by Latakia06 November 01, 2021

Wet $20

When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.

Upon leaving the bar, I was offered a Wet $20.

by Koho23 August 29, 2018