11

The Security or a security worker

Somebody yelled out „fuck 12“ at me. I do Security Bitch I‘m 11.

by _Anima_ June 4, 2020

November 11

A dutch holiday named sint maarten
Basically just halloween with homemade lanterns for kids under 12 without costumes and instead of saying "trick or treat" they sing a song about two walking tomatoes

November 11th
Kids: *knocks on stranger's door*
Adult: *opens door* oh! Those lanterns are so pretty! Did you make them yourself?
Kids: *ignore the adult and start singing*
Adult: that was beautiful! I never heard that song before! *shows a bowl of candy* grab any!
Kids: *grab a piece of candy, stuffs it in backpack, walks away*

by SofiaCasedia June 16, 2020

9/11

A event that happened that caused a series of following things in the world, for example taught america not to fuck with random countries and randomly raise wars, as most of the planet agrees, and proved that it is a anti-Semitic, racist country due to the fact they accused the religion and not the small group that did it .

9/11 was a time where everyone learned something, and it was the downfall of the egotistical country that we all know.
(I don't support the event, I support what the taught)

by Pussydetroyer101 July 5, 2020

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!

I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.

by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012

11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness

I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle

by YogiBear July 25, 2012