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Money Dick

A term used to describe people who suck up to someone who is a nice girl/guy that everyone pretends to be friends with just because they have money.
~James got a money dick. Buying shit for all his homies.

- Goldiggers like sucking on that money dick.
by Grammar Lady January 23, 2015
mugGet the Money Dickmug.

dick money

Slang for poor pay. Often shorted to "dick".
Tyler quit his job at the restaurant because he was making dick in tips, so he slinging weed now and doing great. (Dick = dick money)
by Bowl Pool Commish February 7, 2018
mugGet the dick moneymug.

seed money

Seed Money. When you need to make a stack of cash and put it into your master life plan.
Like I need some seed money so I can buy a house and make my bed and breakfast biz.
by mrty9238 May 12, 2016
mugGet the seed moneymug.

liquid money

an unreasonably expensive drink/beverage, i.e. alcoholic mixed drink or Starbucks coffee
"That mango margarita cost me $10! That is straight up liquid money!"
by loredaj March 30, 2010
mugGet the liquid moneymug.

Blood Money

To pay back by death; life. Revenge
"They'll pay with their blood"; "He owes blood money"
by BCrombie January 18, 2009
mugGet the Blood Moneymug.

money tree

A tree from which small denomination bills can be harvested if asked nicely or annoyed just right.
Kid: "Hey money tree, can I have 20 bucks for a movie? Please? Please! Please! Please! Please!"
by James Earl Jones January 14, 2008
mugGet the money treemug.

Money Roll

The rolling action of the scrotum between fingers as if asking for a monetary tip. This is the most useful form of scratching or itch relief on the balls.
Dude, I had this nasty itch, but the money roll totally worked it out.
by moneyroller13 May 11, 2010
mugGet the Money Rollmug.

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