Jive Turkey

A term used in a phrase randomly which instantaneously causes dance.

Peterson: "Did you just call me a Jive Turkey?"
John: "LET'S DISCO!!!"

Jive Turkey by Aspalar November 19, 2010

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Jive Turkey

A. Someone in a green house who thinks they know what theyre talking about but really.... they do not.

B. Someone who will suck another man's D for money or to get called up from B

Andrew thought he knew what he was talking about but in reality, he is a jive turkey

Jive Turkey by obalsajiveturkey69 May 16, 2011

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Hot Turkey Sandwich

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.

"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Hot Turkey Sandwich by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009

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wild turkey

When someone sticks four fingers spread out in a vagina and and the thumb up the butt. That person then wiggles their thumb and makes turkey noises, such as gobble gobble gobble. It can also be reversed with the fingers in the butt and the thumb in the vagina.

For thanksgiving your dad decided to give your mother a wild turkey.

wild turkey by Mike Dog April 15, 2006