Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
by polygeek April 8, 2017

by No1kevingatesfan January 1, 2024

person 1: “Hey I’ve been gaming for hours and my bum is wet”
Person 2: “You my friend have got something called swamp ass”
Person 2: “You my friend have got something called swamp ass”
by MBARR October 9, 2021

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
by Walkerjet April 11, 2020

(adj)
sŵāmp ťäil
This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.
sŵāmp ťäil
This refers to the unpleasant sensation of excessive sweating and moisture build-up in the buttock region, leading to discomfort and sometimes an odor.
by KB2109 August 18, 2025

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole
by george droyd December 11, 2024

by Strken November 21, 2019
