Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

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schwab-sized

something really really small. tiny.

He had a schwab-sized penis.

by yourlame June 10, 2009

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v. to smice is the action of propelling a human-powered vehicle, such as a wagon, scooter or skateboard, by pushing against the ground with one leg/foot while the second leg/foot remains on the vehicle. smicing, smiced.

When I was a little kid in Vancouver, BC, I played with some neighbour kids, and we would often smice our wagons down the block, shouting, "We're going to Montreal, we're going to Montreal!"

by Randi DeLisle June 7, 2007

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coke and a smile

Whack slang coined by Bizzle (of LG) purportedly describing his 'game' whilst out clubbing. Now peep this, Bizzle doesn't drink, so his 'game' is to hold a glass of coke, and with a cheesy grin (and gift of the gab) attempts to coax the ladies. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's A-B-C slang of the finest order, which has hopefully been put to bed (R.I.P), because it sux!!!

Caveat: Bizzle does actually have 'game', it's the slang that's weak!!!

Freezee: What's the deal for tonight?

Bizzle: Nothin', mayne, hit the club - usual antics.

Freezee: Are you shacking (drinking)?

Bizzle: At'all (No), I'll be there with a coke and a smile.

Freezee: Bloody 'ell!

by fem grizzly October 27, 2006

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