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shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.
(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.
by Ego Altered July 27, 2016
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Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012
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Metro shower

The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.
Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...
by Diemos February 12, 2010
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Rain Shower

having large sums of money and bragging by throwing it in the air
Person 1: Man im in a drought right now...i have no money and no job.

Person 2: Sucks for you i can cause a Rain Shower. Im rich my man.
by CashReid October 28, 2009
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shower rye

A drink you consume while in the shower. Generally, it is Crown Royal and Coke mixed and put in a Thermos, thereby preventing hot water from getting in the drink. Usually reserved for special drinking days in dorms, ie, getting drunk early in the morning or before supper.
Before brunch, we went to the bathroom and had shower ryes.
by Laquanda December 19, 2006
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shower rape

If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.
Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."
by foking hell lad October 2, 2018
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Shower moment

Meaning and planning to shower but procrastinating and delaying the shower
Shower moment's happen when instead of showering you go on Msn, Facebook, talk on the phone.. etc
by Elbarto28 October 22, 2009
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