Suicided

A murder in which the victim is made to appear as if it has killed itself.
Basically, when someone is murdered in way to make it appear as if he had killed himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself; he was suicided.

by Whatecer. April 22, 2022

Suicide Shoe

It was a shoe on the sidewalk. Nobody wanted it. It killed itself. Its now floating in the river.

Oh hey look, theres a suicide shoe in the river.

by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025

suicidalness

a condition that shows you are suicidal; tends to go away after eating chickfila.

gosh, my suicidalness just dropped after that delicious chickfila burger!

by tater_tot_ November 24, 2023

Suicided

What happened to Jeffery Epstein

Gary Webb got suicided

by xjsvg August 2, 2022

suicide

suicide is like a big monster that can swallow someone whole if they dont try to fight it back. suicide is when someone forgets their self worth. they forget how important they are. they forget what it means to fear death. they more then likely hate themselves. they hate life. they hate the bullying. they hate people and society in general. i am one of those people. i know how much it hurts.

person: im sad...
society: get over it.
person: i hurt myself on purpose...
society: attention seeker.
person: *commits suicide*
society: oh. they should have said something

by im in pain :) January 11, 2022

Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017