1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.
2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.
2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.
When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.
by Journalism man May 20, 2009
Get the Chocolate Yogurt Surprisemug. the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...
The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.
The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.
by snatchbandit February 10, 2010
Get the Mr Plums Surprisemug. by fitofrage February 11, 2010
Get the Mississippi Mud Surprisemug. When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
by Mc speedy June 10, 2020
Get the Danger noodle surprisemug. Where you have anal sex, pull out your penis, spit on the persons back making them think you've gone then when they turn to look at you splooge in their face.
by Bill Crowley January 26, 2006
Get the Rainy Day Surprisemug. And then I was fucking this chick and decided to give her the old Kool Aid Surprise, so I busted through her vaginal wall into whatever the fuck is in there, and then I was all like, "Oh yeeeeeeeeah!"
by Bobo Debauchery June 9, 2009
Get the Kool Aid Surprisemug. by MuslamicRayguns July 4, 2014
Get the Brown Surprisemug.