*shifty eyes*

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew

by mtc28 April 13, 2004

shafty

(adj) rickety, poorly constructed, sketchy

Why is there a mark on your head

uh there was a nail on the stairway wall and i hit my head

hahaha

I wasn't drunk those stairs are shafty.

ahah right.

by lucy May 8, 2005

Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.

If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.

by Smoothie July 22, 2004

double shaft

two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.

I stole joe's iron madien cds and then cut the "mullet"
wow,he got double shafted

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

cum bobbied dreep shaft

when your father takes your big plasma tv to watch golf and falls asleep while watching it so that you have to walk downstairs and watch what could be high def. porn on the little tv

dude, your dad is really a cum bobbied dreep shaft. he jacked our tv to watch golf but fell asleep and if we try to change the channell he will wake up and beat us with his fucking cock.

by Jeffthegiraffemasta October 3, 2006

reality shifting

Lucid dreaming by writing a script.

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "

by Art thous madre April 11, 2021

shiftyeyesdogg

AIM screen name. add 2 list... and walla .... instant bitching out!

shiftyeeeeesdogg ack!

by moefo January 22, 2003