Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore

"I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture"

"Don't believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore"

---Conversation between a hooker and Brock Samson in The Venture Bros season 4 episode 16, "Operation P.R.O.M."

by KBCandleSparker November 24, 2010

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rusty battleaxe

The act of one prison inmate sticking some sort of sharp or oversized object up another inmates dumper.

Ex_con: dont go to prison...when i fell asleep, marco gave me the ol' rusty battleaxe!

by Jordan Davenport June 30, 2005

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rusty kitten

This has two means to it actually...

1. When your kitten plays in a pit full of rusty metal scrap pieces.

2. The act of rubbing a rusty pipe around on your vagina.

1. Dude you clean kitten is going to turn into a rusty kitten.

2. Honey? Why did you give yourself a rusty kitten??

by Taco Sanchez August 04, 2006

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Rusty finger

Brown tint of fecal matter found on the tip of your finger after itching or playing with your anus. This is most commonly observed and then sniffed.

After a short jog, Jimmy reached down his sweats and scratched his anus. When he pulled his hand back up, he had a rusty finger, then sniffed it.

by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb October 31, 2008

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Rusty Staub

A "pinch-hit" is when you are sneaking out to fuck some skank and ask a buddy to sneak in and be there with your girlfriend/wife in case she wakes up, so that she won't wonder where you are.

A "Rusty Staub" is when its a buddy who hasn't had sex in a while, and he ends up waking her up and fucking her brains out.

Often she'll end up leaving you for him.

"She's she's leaving me bro! Why did you have to go and rusty staub her like that asshole!?"

by bp yo March 29, 2010

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