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rock lobster 

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"
rock lobster by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009
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rock hound 

Cross breed of pitbull and Rottweiler, bred by and for drug dealers to guard their narcotics stashes. Attempts to combine the size, territorial nature, and man-aggressiveness of the Rottweiler with the unmatched athletic prowess and tenacity of the pitbull, a breed which, for all it's bad press, generally lacks any inherent aggression torwards humans or instinct for guarding property. (The former trait having been intentionally culled from the breed during it's long dog fighting history, when the dogs would need to be safely handled during and after matches by complete strangers, and the latter trait simply never having been selected for as it did not affect a dog's fighting ability.)

Attacks by these dogs (as well as various other breeds) are often reported as being the work of pitbulls, whether out of simple ignorance or an intentional lack of ethics on the part of the journalists involved.
A rock hound ate her face.
rock hound by Eric Squires December 4, 2004

rock block 

80th street, the numbers are shaped like three rocks, the 8 is two rocks and the 0 is one rock.
last time i saw your boy, he was chillin on rock block
rock block by fade away April 23, 2010

Rock Music 

When caveman were sitting in their cave and took rock and hard stick and banged the rock to try to break it. But didn't break, but made noise that turned on caveman to music before the voice and body instruments.
Caveman 1: Uggah
Caveman 2: Uggah, me pick rock up
Caveman 1: Uggah, take stick from my hand and boom rock.
Caveman 2 bangs rock
Caveman 1 & 2: UGGAH UGGAH UGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROCK MUSIC GOOD!!!
Rock Music by Caveman Uggah December 15, 2011

Rock Music 

Made up of concepts such as suicidal messages, devil worshipping, and screaming. Examples of "legendary" Rock musicians: Avril Lavigne, The Jonas Brothers, Kid Rock, and Kiss. Rock is garbage to the ears at it's worst.
Typical lyrics of Rock Music:
*Screaming* You left me for another guy!!!!
So now all I wanna do is die!!!!
I got my best friend Satan on my side!!!!
Screaming till I finally commit suicide!!!!!!

Hip Hop fan: Wow. And they say Hip Hop isn't positive?
Rock Music by Hip Hop 4 Life November 6, 2007

rock boner 

n. an erection of the penis or engorgement of the clitoris resulting from the pleasing sounds of music
"Have you heard the new Big D album? It gave me a raging rock boner!"
rock boner by ragingpimps October 4, 2009