robert

Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him

You are a Robert all the time

by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018

robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.

Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!

by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020

Scott Robert Timmerman

A hot kid that is nice. He always gets all the girls.

Ohhh, here comes Scott Robert Timmerman. He is sooooo hot!

by Unknown 20.0 September 22, 2022

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Robert Wu

An asian mudafucking midget which has a big brain inside a tiny head, but they are mentally insane.

I saw a Robert Wu! *Oh Shit*

by SomeRandomDude34iopi4 December 9, 2019

robert

robert is a really sexy guy. he is always the most caring person in the world. if you have a friend named robert you need to keep them. they usually have thick dicks that cum alot. robert has a lot of experience with kids. he is a good babysitter and you must make out with a robert. he is a great husband and father for children. he is great at math, mariokart, and technology. if you are named robert you are good at all deez things.

robert is a very nice person

by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

Robert Downey Jr.

Hollywood's COMEBACK KID! Started in the '80s, had ups and downs, but blasted back as IRON MAN. A talented actor with CHARM and charisma, he's the billionaire superhero we all wanna be!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: "Who's your favorite Avenger?"

Person 2: "Gotta be Robert Downey Jr., man! Tony Stark himself!"

A list of comma-separated tags: COMEBACK KID, IRON MAN, AVENGERS, Tony Stark, Hollywood, CHARM, superhero.

by courtofowls August 23, 2023