Adam is a potato

A retarded chipmunk lookin head ass beaver

Oh my god, that kid Adam is a potato.

by Britney omg lawl August 11, 2018

Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 9, 2019

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

Slav Potato

So basically if you are a slav guy meaning you drink vodka instead of water and do the slav sit wherever you can and you talk in a russian accent constantly, you are slav. But you have to be a lazy slav which makes you a potato. So a lazy slav is a slav potato

Just came back from Russia and saw a Slav Potato near the airport

by aright imma head out September 24, 2019

potato vision

Technical term for attaching a potato to the receiver/antenna of an old TV in order to pick up television channels more clearly.

Just one large potato and in no time you’ll be watching snowy cbc games and sometimes, even the French channel comes in on potato vision.

by Captratbeard May 3, 2020

Hot potato

A game where normally 3-5 people sit naked in a circle and pass around a flaming hot but plug and they play hot potato with it. Whoever loses has to shove it up their ass

John: Did y’all go to Jessica’s party last night

Mike: Yeah we played hot potato

by Big.Daddy.Dungus August 3, 2020