telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020

lunky pants

When you have really raw poultry and factory processed uncooked beef in your pants.

Man I've got some lunky pants after that day at the mall, all the way down to my ankles.

by CurbiKirby July 27, 2022

pants slinger

irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward

See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Cheese Pants

The worst idea anyone could ever have.

Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.

by GHRockotron3000 November 20, 2021

cutie pants

A term of endearment, usually expressed as a sudden exclamation over a child & not primarily related to looks or appearance, but rather the overall sweetness of the child a combination of behaviors, acts or expressions. Sometimes used when a child does something sweet, but unexpected or surprising. This colloquial phrase expresses the feeling of delight over the child's cuteness by the person making the exclamation. Sometimes expressed (but rarely) over teens or young adults. An American colloquialism.

What a little cutie pants!

by RR55 January 24, 2022

no pants mcgowan

A DUI while driving with no pants.

Make sure you don’t have too much to drink so you don’t get a no pants mcgowan.

by Ann Enigma February 19, 2022

epic pants

they look epic

hey dude look at those epic pants

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 18, 2021