Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Jordie Pants

Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.

Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!

by hippiechick October 14, 2012

pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

by BBD13 November 7, 2010

fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.

You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.

by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015

Dream Pants

Pants worn low so that the crotch of the pants hang near the knees. These are worn by guys wishing they were that well hung.

Look at that guy in his dream pants. He probably has a rice dick in reality.

by CW2cJ September 14, 2009

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020