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Peanut- A word to describe the bodily fluids excreted from a trashy bitch when faking an orgasm.
Baylen Levine: Thrusting his Dick into Padme.

Padme: omg your dick is so hard and big I’m going to cum.

Jacob: That bitch faking it bro, now you have Peanut all over you and your mattress.
by NordicCoyWolf October 13, 2021
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Peanut Free Table

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The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
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Peanut Free Table

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The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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Peanut

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Peanut is loyal and a leader. Usually Telling people what to do ALL The time.
He's a funny guy - But it aint Never sweet
by Dxrcell November 23, 2021
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person 1 : mohhh it's peanut
person 2 : awwnn
by user030405 December 7, 2021
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The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off
Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it
by Fart dong December 9, 2021
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