peanut

An idiot who thinks nuts are living.

Seriously, this peanut is a youtuber???? Like wtf.

by 4380384 December 8, 2020

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Peanut butter punishment

To be striped down with your balls dipped in peanut butter. And chased by starving dogs.

Carlos fell asleep early at the function so he got the peanut butter punishment.

by Randy Laney June 22, 2025

Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.

"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"

by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023

Peanut Allergies

A term used big big brother houseguests in place of the word crying

When the hgs saw their family tapes, they all got peanut allergies.

Tyler went up into Angela’s HOH room after jc made a joke about Brett giving Angela a massage and asked Angela if she had peanut allergies.

by Hcfb0808 October 5, 2018

peanut labs

another way to say 50/50

there is a 50percent chance you won't get cint in the next peanut labs survey

by GOPNIKBLYAT April 25, 2022

Peanut fudge butter fuck

When you fuck a monkey.

Woah man I’m a dog ass nigga PUBG and I’m bout to peanut fudge butter fuck with a fatty fat fat fap fap.

by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023