red pants 

A mature woman who is on her period but still chooses to dress up and go out.

Also a foreign dude who plays electric keyboard and sings old songs in a restaurant/bar.

Betty's got her red pants on but that's not stopping her from making out with that Jagger dude.

red pants by Chuberly January 26, 2016

smackin in da pants 

Another term for masturbating.

Man I was smackin in da pants and in walk my little sis.

smackin in da pants by tWaN June 7, 2003

Tear away pants 

The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.

Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"

Tear away pants by N1gg@Sh!t January 4, 2015

sweat pants

the things your parents wear and u get really embarassed when they do in public

mom change out of your sweat pants

sweat pants by smaso February 19, 2005

Smarty Pants 

Someone who is actually smart.

Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.

Smarty Pants by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011

No Pants 'O Clock 

The period between 5:45 and 6:45 in which ladies and gentlemen are encouraged to remove their trousers and pantaloons and relish in festive celebration.
No Pants 'O Clock may take place during the AM or the PM.

Guys! It's 6:30! We're missing No Pants 'O Clock!

No Pants 'O Clock by Spudmonkey May 30, 2006

Don't shit your pants 

An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!

Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.

Don't shit your pants by white brown March 28, 2011