Math

Math is the greatest guy around, he’s someone that makes you laugh even when you feel bad. He’s really cute and smart and really nice. There’s never a day that goes by that you don’t want to talk to him and he has something about him that makes u want to be around him all the time.

Where is Math, i really wanna give him a hug.

by Prinxessdae October 18, 2019

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Student 1: What does math stand for?
Student 2: Mental Abuse To Humans
Student 1: Oh

by Zombiescout2772 May 2, 2019

Math

The worst thing to ever exist on this planet.

Hey little Timmy did you do your math homework.

by Im non bionary m8 May 11, 2017

math-illiterate

Me

My friend: Can you help me with this algebra question?
Me: No sorry I'm math-illiterate.

by Obv troll is obvious April 2, 2021

math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018

Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 24, 2024