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Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.
I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.
by mason26 October 3, 2011
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Beer Math

A very rare form of math only used on a Friday and/or Saturday night when all of your friends who dont have a job want to party, sadly, without out the money to carry out such goals. It will only come into play when your plans are 'have a chill night with a twelve-pack with yourself or one other person' any other plans that you might have are exempt from ever having to use beer math.

HOW TO USE BEER MATH

One: you take the number of people that are going to show up adding possible no-shows or the classic 'unexpected's'.

Two: you roughly determine how much each person will have depending on serval factors, such as the time of day, the persons mood, the persons girlfriend (whether or she approves of drinking) the night before, (whether or not a possible hangover is still very much effective) so on and so forth.

Three: you then compare that to the number of beers you have total assuming of course you have no money to buy more. By calculating this equation you can then figure out roughly how many beers you will ultimately have drank by the end of the night.

Example;

~6 people
two will only drink 2-3
the rest will have 6 or more

Divided into 30 beers

= a shitty Friday night.
What!??! Alex and Share are comming too??!? *mumbles to himself while counting fingers* Shit! Using Beer Math that only leaves me with five beers!!
by The Drinkerr July 22, 2010
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queer beer

a beverage that mostly women prefer but is not bad for me to enjoy
eg. woodys ice, smirnof ice
by joe April 22, 2003
mugGet the queer beermug.

Beer Badger

An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.
Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w
Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night
by Welsh wizard July 13, 2009
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Beer Monkey

When you wake up in the morning, you know if you've had a visit from the Beer Monkey. Whilst passed out on the sofa after a heavy night of drinking, the Beer monkey pays you a visit and lays out a fat shit in your mouth, steals £10 for his Crack addiction and fucks off, resulting in the awful taste in the morning. He is known to visit between 3-4am whilst you are totally wankered. Not to Be confused with the Doner Monkey
After a Hard night getting Wankered...
Him: I am Fucked. *pukes in bin next to bed*
Me: Mate.. The Beer Monkey so visited me last night dude.
Him: Urrrghh *Keels over and dies*
by Doug + Sean September 18, 2005
mugGet the Beer Monkeymug.

Beer Virgin

A person that has not yet tried beer nor have they attended a party where alcoholic beverages are supplied. This applies specifically to high school or even college-age students.
Person 1: Well, I'm sort of nervous about Jim's party. I mean, I'm still a beer virgin.
Person 2: YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR BEER VIRGINITY?! Lame. We're going to that party.
by partykaramufiestaforever March 20, 2010
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beer drunk

the level of drunk halfway between slurred speech and stumbling, usually caused by many games of beirut.
"Oh man i'm so...beer...drunk." "Yes. I too am beer drunk"
by spunkmunkey April 22, 2006
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