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Noah

I'm running out of cage names...

*Hammering in the distance*

Lucifer "What... In the actual fuck...?"๐Ÿคจ

*Hammering continues*

Lucifer "You! *BANG* Idiot! *BANG* Hey! *BANG* I'M GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE OUT OF YOUR BONES!!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ

*Hammering stops*

Lucifer "What is this!? What's going on!? What are you doing!?" ๐Ÿ˜ค

Noah "I am building an ark."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง "That... Does nothing to tell me what's going on here..."

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ง

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

*Hammering resumes*

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ...๐Ÿ˜‘ "GOD!?"

God "Yep."

Lucifer "GAH! SHIT! Where-... Oh... Right... ๐Ÿ˜‘ Care to explain or?"

God "Huh? Oh! Yeah, no. None of this is right. I'm gonna flood the place and start over."
Lucifer "Oh! That sounds great! Wait... Then what's this?"

God "Him? Oh yeah, I'm get rid of everyone but him so I'm having him make this cool boat."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Everyone... But him?"

God "Yeah man, he's gonna load it up with animals and like... Be the guy or somethin."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... I hate this now! You've ruined this entirely!"

God "Well- I told him to tell the other guys but they didn't want to do it. Which is why... You know... WOOSH!" ๐ŸŒŠ

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Why this- Awgh! What the fuck is THAT!?"

God "Duck-billed platypus."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wha... That... What does it DO?"

God "Oh, shoot, it's dope! It's like a Duck-Beaver with poison claws."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ™‚

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ

God ๐Ÿ˜ƒ "It's a mammal that lays eggs!"

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Wh... That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard! Why is it poison!?"

God โ˜น๏ธ "Aw... I thought it was cool... And, I mean, TECHNICALLY it's VENOM. Poison you ingest."

Lucifer "OH! OK! Well I'm glad you're making coherent distinctions between things in a place where THAT FUCKING THING exists!"

God "Yeah... I got all kinds of stuff here."

Lucifer "Wow... Just wow..."

God "Hey! Where are you going? ....... Meh... He doesn't get it... You get it right?"

Noah ๐Ÿ˜

God "Yeah... Yeah, you get it... Hey, get a couple of them pink birds that stand on one leg."

Noah "Yes my lord."

God "Those things are dope... *sigh* Yep..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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Noah Carey

Noah Carey is a great person who love to eat and play video games (Minecraft and smash bros ultimate) he has Nintendo switch soon ps4 and loves memes plz love me
by Bruh sound effect 1 November 12, 2019
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Noah

The absolute most cringe person you'll ever meet
"Have you met Noah?"
"Yea, he's so unbelievably cringe it's awful"
"I know right?"
by factman11 October 5, 2021
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Noah

Noah will beat you at any and all games, puzzle lovers at their core. Noahโ€™s are 100% made out of water and good vibes. Noahโ€™s always have the coolest things like uwu bottles. Noahโ€™s are the nicest mean people youโ€™ll ever meet.
Wow that Noah has cool things
by Nyalien February 2, 2024
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Noah

Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
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Noah

Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool
Random person 1:"That fence is a Noah"
Random person 2: "Fences aren't that cool!"
Random person 1: "You wouldn't get it.."

(please accept my entry )
by NOTnoia March 15, 2024
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Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes
Girl: โ€œomg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, itโ€™s so disgusting!โ€
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021
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