Noah

Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!

by mugger3948 July 7, 2024

Noah

Noah is the type of guy to put you first. He is very caring and emotionally mature, but finds it difficult to get through obstacles in life. If you have Noah, please be his shoulder to cry on when he needs it most, and NEVER take a second with him for granted.

Wow, I never knew I could be loved this much by Noah

by imtheluckiestpersontoexist July 6, 2025

Noah Schnapp

A perfect cute smart funny amazing boy. He’s a smol bean that needs to be protected at all costs.

Girl: I love Noah Schnapp

Me: I love him more back off

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020

noah gzbriele

noah gabriele is quiet boy who like amogus

Person 1: hey see that quiet kid, he s such a noah gzbriele
person 2: oh ok at least he isnt a dmanfox14

by imad hijazi lol June 30, 2021

Noah

death note kinda guy. like bro remember his emo phase. gadam

Noah, your ass at valorant ya shit cunt

by Killer-Duckling August 30, 2022

Noah

The best person ever and he is really cool

Deez noah

by Shbxjsksnbs August 9, 2021

Noah

Noah is usually tall and skinny built. He is also a nerd and into complex board games and video games. He is really smart but when he wants to be and when he chooses to be. Noah cannot stop talking because it is his favourite way of expression. You would not think this though, because he is very shy around people he likes and/or people that show him kindness. If you like a Noah play his games with him or engage in conversation on a topic you both like and he will enjoy getting to know you.

Guy 1: Ayo look it's Noah

Girl 1: Hi Noah
Noah: Oh hey guys...
Guy 1: How's the Yugi-Oh going, got the hang of synchro summoning yet?

Noah: Oh Synchro summoning is pretty difficult as it involves summoning a tuner monster and a non tuner monster before summonibg a synchro monster from the extra deck, combining both of the previous monsters' levels to sum up to the newly summoned monster's level. It is pretty techni0cal to complete in battle but it is rewarding enough
Girl 1: You really know your stuff! I'm a native Xyz summoner, can I practice synchro with yo after school?
Noah: Sure thing ;)
Guy 1: Aw man that was my steal I'm gay
Girl 2: She doesn't actually know anything about yugi oh don't worry

by Ballistic Meme August 12, 2021