pot noodle

wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY

i always wanted to type that word have never done i tb4

by super noodle roolz August 16, 2003

noodle

the act of inserting a noodle into the beverage of a friend when he/she is not paying attention, so as to cause frustration and embarrassment. Especially effective when used in an alcoholic beverage later in the evening and when used multiple times.

Man, we noodled the hell out of Jon last night. By the eleventh time he was so embarrassed!

by IAmBoosh April 21, 2009

Flip Noodle

An idiot who doesn't know much, similar to a dip-dong

Girl 1: Wow, who's that girl and why is she still wearing Hannah Montana clothes?

Girl 2: I don't know. She's a total flip noodle.

by lalalalalalllama January 11, 2012

BRUTAL NOODLE

a very very big penis

he had a brutal noodle and he could barely fit it in me becky

by freedom3 May 12, 2016

Booty Noodle

A term used to describe the hair of a persons anal area, when it has grown to a decent length and has a accumulated clumps a fecal matter on the hairs.

Ewww! Ed you dont shave your asshole? You definitely have booty noodles.

by trapbaby69 July 7, 2021

booty noodle

a term used for vagina

a person who is a coward. also used to describe sketchy shady and dishonest people

Kristal is considered to be slutty because she gives up the booty noodle on the first date

That booty noodle ass punk was scared to sell me anything.

by diamond d from da 719 March 4, 2010

Noodle

A person of Asian descent.
*Groups of Asians referred to as a Cup'O'Noodles.

"Oh my god, there are so many noodles in the Hello Kitty section of this store. Lets leave!"

by rickeyg303 March 4, 2008