The Lube Monster

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

by willey, j April 30, 2009

Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day

"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"

by bman56 March 12, 2009

krookie monster

Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"

"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"

by Daniel April 5, 2005

bling monster

A hip-hop group based out of cleveland; An individual who is larger than life itself.

Hell'n Killah is a real bling monster.

by Q November 16, 2004

meth-monster

Person who has a violent reaction to methamphetamine.

"We sold him some meth, but that guy was a meth-monster, he fucked the place up good."

by MF September 5, 2002

party monster

Slang term in the Midwest for a big, thick penis.

All the girls in Chicagoland crave a party monster.

by boing879 August 22, 2009

monster donga

big cock

by vaseline April 23, 2003