Machinations

A collection of mechanical tools or systems orchestrated toward a singular goal

The ford factory machinations were taking more and more jobs every year.

by Wedy December 03, 2020

Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun

She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun

by Tallo April 14, 2020

burger machine

The burger machine, it is, what it is, the Burger Machine.

DUDE RUN ITS THE BURGER MACHINE

by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021

Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin

You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.

by Tommy282919292 July 06, 2019

Peane machine

An electric sex toy.

Every night, Missus, johnson loves to play with her Peane machine.

by EmJayee December 04, 2024

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024