Mac

Mac is fat, lazy, and will make a mess wherever he goes. Thinks he can cook but thinks using 3 cans of pasta sauce to make butter chicken will taste good. His grill-skills are pretty good though. Mac is in general pretty gross, his hair is usually inwashed, he leaves his socks on the couch (after covering it with crumbs and leaving a plate of rib bones on it for 2 weeks), and his room is always covered in dirty clothes and chip bags. Despite this he does not smell... strangely. Mac is a horrible driver and his car is covered in scars as a result. Mac will run red lights like its going out of style and breaks something on his car every other week. Has a sweet head of hair.

Mac

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

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Get the Macmug.

MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish

1.) A woman/man that applies makeup that is able to extremely alter their physical appearance so they appear more physically appealing than they actually are without makeup.

1.) My friend Kyle told me that he decided to take his date swimming for their 1st date to make sure she wasn't a MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish underneath the pounds of makeup he seen she had applied to her face.

2.) Carlton was traumatized by Danielle after he woke up the next morning and walked pasted the mirror where she was standing. After seeing her face without makeup he thought to himself "I've got to get this woman away from me. She's MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish. I will never get drunk and bring home another woman that wears MAC makeup or any makeup matter of factly."

by CourTahKnee April 28, 2023

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Get the MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fishmug.

Mac

Literally the greatest guy ever. If your name is Mac you are very loyal to your friends and always stick up for them. If you were not born with the name Mac there is a good chance you love Macaroni and cheese so much you wanted to name yourself after it.

Person 1(Mac's friend):Bye Mac!
Person 2:Who was that?
Person 1:That was Mac,he's really nice!

by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021

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