Denis Move

When someone is buying bad stuff.

He just did the denis move!
Look, he just bought trash again, the typical denis move!

by Asotac May 18, 2019

spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.

"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."

by GriZag December 3, 2013

Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg

I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning

by Krig6user December 31, 2021

Sim Move

A "Sim Move" is when a person does something uncharacteristic of human behavior or action.

How can someone shower while there house is on fire, that's a Sim Move.

by Weed John January 3, 2020

Mario Move

When a guy unfriends or blocks on any social media platform for no reason.

Charlie unfriended me on insta, that's such a Mario Move.

by Ogz March 26, 2020

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Colgate Move

1. The act of being a straight up dick in a way that is usually performed by some Homo who goes to colgate the "no fun college"

Jim: WOW! i can't believe chris did that to you! he pulled a total freakkennn Colgate Move

Carl: Yeah i know i was just minding my own business when he made me uglydance in front of the whole school !

Chris: Sorry my Phat ego is a champ, he eats chumps like you for brunch "bro out"
**(chris leaves the room)**

Carl: One day im just gonna...im just gonna...

Jim: (abruptly says) YOUR JUST GONNA TOSS IS SALAD WITH SOME BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE

Carl (Takes a chainsaw and tears jim a new one)

**end of scene** or should i say real life

by King Piccolo(himself) December 9, 2012