He’s tall and has lots of tattoos. Thinks all urban dictionary words are written by middle school girls *tin foil hat emoji*
by Spamemailonly November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by burb!!! March 12, 2021
Get the Matthew Chastainmug. A fatty mc fat fat son, or shortened to fatneek, this nibba doesn't have a brain and has a iq of 2 and a slower reaction time than a sloth, I swear to god this guy loves eating shit for breakfast because he's breath stinks of ass cheeks. Matthews teeth has a gap larger than your mother, so pretty fucking big. Sucks at every game (mostly valorant), farts on people for fun and his hair cut is clapped as fuck holy jesus. Matthew also loves jerking off to loli hentai.
by Chicken nugget boi February 8, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. An absolute sexyman with a cute smile. He’s got really bad music taste but you can ignore it because he’s just that cool. He can play tom’s diner on the guitar AND the piano, and he’s got really nice warm hands because he doesn’t have anaemia. Sexiest man alive 2021
Girl1: did you see that cute guy at lunch playing sudoku?
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
Girl2: oh yeah that’s Matthew
Bitches be crazy smh he’s mine
by dubchaeng9 November 25, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. matthew is sure too give you the best head ever like too the point where u wont be able to cum for years! they are also so hott and sexy😍😍. and loves music and sex
person: “ooo who that damn they sexy”
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
person: “yoo thats matthew he gave me the best head ever. i couldnt cum for a year! “
by unicornprincess2089 November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021
Get the matthew crawfordmug. Matthew is a very sweet guy who loves his gf and so in love w his gf and so cute and emo and cute actually so cute handsome gentleman
by el0raaaaaaa October 15, 2021
Get the matthewmug.