Pog Log

A poop that makes you say "POGCHAMP". Poop must be at least 8 inches in length.

Dude I just took a massive pog log, check it out! I took a picture!

by Infernobot November 24, 2020

old log

While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.

"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."

by Davellin August 28, 2023

log rocket

a fat meaty penis

My boy John has quite the log rocket. You can see the imprint through his shorts!

by bigboi10928 August 29, 2022

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick

Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me

by Frankfurter52 April 30, 2014

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 5, 2023

Log

$10

“Can I get one log please?
“Sure, that will be $10”

by pizzassgirl July 18, 2024