the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)
"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
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"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"
"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
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"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"
"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012
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Get the Nicky's Law mug.Du's Law is similar to Godwins Law in some respects. Du's Law is an assertion that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, so does the probability of a reference to Wikipedia. In other words, Du said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes reference to Wikipedia. The calling of Du's Law immediately ends the argument.
<person_one>My point is totally valid! <insert wikipedia reference>
<person_two>I site Du's Law, thus winning this arguement.
<person_two>I site Du's Law, thus winning this arguement.
by ShaiTan September 5, 2013
Get the Du's Law mug.States that whenever Tor or Bitcoin is mentioned, the longer the conversation goes on the higher the chance that Child pornography or Silk Road will be mentioned, even though these are not the main uses nor design of the systems
<Josh> k gonna use tor with my nook
<Josh> yolo
<Mark> why?
<Sam> Mark: so he can do illegal stuff
<Mark> foxie's law.
<Josh> yolo
<Mark> why?
<Sam> Mark: so he can do illegal stuff
<Mark> foxie's law.
by apolloh September 7, 2013
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The 3rd law encompasses all man laws. The 3rd law states there are no other laws. Man laws encompass: The divinity of food, the respect of the shotgun seat laws, the respect of another man/bro/broksi's girl, the code of silence (i.e. when a man's has relations with a girl and severely regrets it, it never happened), etc. Punishment for breaking the 3rd law can vary among bro circles, but is always HARSH. The 3rd law is the most sacred concept known to humans.
by Supreme Judge February 25, 2011
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Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
by IronFozzie October 12, 2011
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