Quantum nigger theory is a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving transference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.
It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.
Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.
It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.
One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.
Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.
It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.
One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
nigger: yo bro do you know about the quantum nigger theory?
other nigger: nah can you tell me
nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)
other nigger: AHHHHHHHH
(king von starts playing)
nigger: we not from 63rd
other nigger: nah can you tell me
nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)
other nigger: AHHHHHHHH
(king von starts playing)
nigger: we not from 63rd
by quaniggerdris June 29, 2025
Get the the quantum nigger theorymug. When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.
Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 11, 2024
Get the Oscar Theorymug. The postulate that states the following:
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
Get the wing theorymug. Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
Get the Group Chat Theorymug. Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.
by bam theorist. May 2, 2012
Get the Bam Theorymug. *After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
Get the The Owl Theorymug. The Prep Group Formerly Known As ℘ says that all High School Lincoln-Douglas Debaters competing in a varsity or open division of a tournament on the National Circuit must be able to pronounce ℘ and identify its country of origin within five seconds of this sentence being read in round. This practice is vital to fight bias within debate. We must encourage intellectual curiosity about different cultures.
by ougrhough September 12, 2025
Get the TPGFKA℘'s Theorymug.