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highgate wood school

some dusty opp school where south bank girls take let in the toilets and posh white boys think they’re bad cause they told miss stoynova to fuck off.
boy: yo, buss me ur snap
girl: what school do u go
boy: highgate wood school
girl: eww yh icl.. move from me u crusty yute
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020
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blow my wood

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.
by vae April 14, 2022
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morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.
by jager666999 May 14, 2016
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beaver trimming the wood

"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"
by badmetaphors November 24, 2013
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West End Wood

When you see the eggs come out of the milk carton onto the grill you start feeling some typa way, a way you can only feel while inside West End Dining Hall. Some might get West End Wood when walking by the female cooks with beards, it’s just got you feelin some typa way. Just like when the worker tells you can’t take a gallon of milk to-go so you reply with “Is it your milk?” Once again it’s got you feelin some typa way, a way you can only feel when you’re inside West End Dining Hall. Newbies might get West End Wood when the drink machine says out of order and in reality it’s working perfectly fine shooting out exactly what liquid you want to have to drink with your nice West End meal, my first experience with West End Wood involved this situation. Lastly experienced vets might get West End Wood by walking in sitting down at their table enjoying a fine cuisine and having someone walk up to you and start dancing in front of you, some would say this is very epic when in reality this the true ultimate hardest, biggest, longest West End Wood that you will ever experience in your life.
GUY 1: “Bro why you got a hard on?? There ain’t no baddies in here”

GUY 2: “Bro them chocolate milk eggs out of the carton got me feelin some typa way”

GUY 1: “You must have a case of West End Wood”

Example 2:

Worker: “I see you’re taking a lot of milk to go… You know you can’t do that right?”

Person: “Is it your milk?”

Worker: “No” (Thinks to himself: Why does this man have an erection?)

Person: “Well I’m not gonna stop”

Worker: (Thinks to himself: He must have a case of West End Wood)
by pussypulverizer69 March 1, 2022
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Get Bretton Wooded

Term used by economists to define pegging
After changing to the gold standard the economists proclaimed - "Get Bretton WoodedBitch"
Which meant that they were about to get pegged
by Niyaz Vishnevsky March 7, 2023
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