Pole Hand

a: In pole dancing, the dancer's strong arm; the primary source of supporting her body weight on the pole. Usually the arm located highest on the pole.

b: A pole dancer's immediate reflectory response to the Pimp Hand.

"He tried to pull the pimp hand shit on me but I gave the mouthy prick the pole hand right back, and he shut the f@*% up."

by Court Reporting March 13, 2006

Hand Pants

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

handy hand

When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.

“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”

by biggganggg March 23, 2021

The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.

I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me

by Redsword1996 May 03, 2015

Ham-Hand

When an individual either male or female is too intoxicated or in an excessively impaired mental state that prevents them from properly performing the act of masturbation upon themselves or another person.

"I was trying to beat off last night and I drank so much fucking robitussin and rubbing alcohol that I wound up just socking myself in the nuts instead, I totally ham-handed that one."

by mikiter September 09, 2013

ghost hand

A very hard working, underappreciated person. Often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. Considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). Also associated with being updateable.

Jake: Who is she? she's hott
Tom: Dont waste your time, she's a ghost hand
Jake: Damn, what a waste...

by obsolete10 December 31, 2008

Holding Hands

Hand holding, when done correctly entails but is not limited to=
Hot, sweaty fun filled sex.

Quinny and Steph like Holding hands, hard.

by DINORAPIST69 July 15, 2014