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Tomino's Hell

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.
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A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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Hurts like Hell

A saying used by many people to describe their pain.

Hurt like hell is a extreme amount of pain.
Chuck: "God damn I dropped a fucking hammer on my foot earlier."

Carl: "Haha. Really?"

Chuck: "Yes, and it hurts like hell."
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"How's work?"

"I'm trapped in Retail Hell...please shoot me."
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rain hell

War slang meaning to unleash hell on the enemy. Or used when dropping the flame agent Napalm. (Liquid fire.) See light em up
Ok boys, let's rain hell!

Charlie's up the river, let's rain hell on em!
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