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Green Bay 

1. A city in Wisconsin that lives only for a football team. A law has been proposed to the Wisconsin state assembly to never allow the Green Bay Packers to move out of the city, as mass suicides are feared if this did occur.

2. A city that is frequently used by residents of the surrounding states of Illinois and Minnesota to point out the stereotypes of Wisconsin.
Wisconsinite: "Most of us aren't fat and obnoxious."

Illinoisan/Minnesotan: "Have you ever been to Green Bay?"
Green Bay by Subway14 July 13, 2011
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Green Day 

That band sucked, they are not Green Day!
Green Day by joe January 15, 2005

Green Beret 

a hat...usually worn by US army special forces
Stop calling me a green beret...I'm not a hat.
Green Beret by abc March 19, 2005

Green Bay Packers 

An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).
George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.
Green Bay Packers by Knotsea January 2, 2008

green lantern 

Gah... idiots...

Anyway... Green Lantern... a comic book character created in 1940 by Sheldon Moldoff (I believe) for All American Comics.

There have been three major Green Lanterns... the Golden Age GL, Alan Scott, the Silver Age GL, Hal Jordan, and the current Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner.

Green Lantern is still published monthly by DC Comics (who acquired All American in the 40s) and can be found at your local comic shop or bookstore.

green-light


1. to approve something

2. permission to do something
(from the green traffic light indicating that vehicles may proceed)
Give him the green-light to post the video.

green day 

amazing, sexy bitches, who seem to be in a band who seem to have great songs, that seem to sweep across the nation and throughout the world. It seems that they indeed Rock.You know you like 'em...
Billie Joe: Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise, I'm so damn bored I'm goin blind, and I smell like SHIIIIIIIIIttt
Everyone in crowd: Green Day is the best time of the year hoes!
green day by feeding frenzy May 13, 2005