gay

Apparently, if you're a guy in today's society, what you are if you:
1). Make physical contact with another guy in any way for any amount of time
2). Have any interest in things such as poetry or writting
3). Listen to anything except for rap and metal
4). Use words like "love" and "cute"
5). Are still a virgin by the age of 14
6). Go anywhere with your parents

A handshake? What are you, gay?

by RexXiao April 9, 2010

Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

Gay Mods

Gay Mods, also known as moderators for the subreddit r/dankmeme mods.

The Gay Mods of r/dankmemes are gay.

by Fuck_the_Gay_Mods February 13, 2019

pay gay

a straight guy who will have homosexual sex for money or drugs.

"joe likes girls- but he has been "pay gay" a few times"

by kenny browne September 3, 2006

Big Gay

You can't be a big gay only THE big gay. You are the gayest of the gays. It requires years of training to become the Big Gay as you need to be a huge nonce and have at least 300 snapchat streaks that you are dedicated to keeping

You sir are the Big Gay

by Essence07 February 6, 2018

Gay-bar

A penis; specifically a penis belonging to a homosexual male. A play on the word k-bar, it refers specifically to an instrument used to stab other haemorrhoid busters in the arse.

Gay-bar brings a whole new perspective to gay bar.

by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

gay birthday

The day one come's out of the closet. A celebrated occasion as it marks the date that one truly starts living.

Friend 1: Why is Sam parading around saying it's their birthday? I thought that was in August...
Friend 2: Naw, four years ago today is when Sam was gay born. It's their gay birthday.

by p.spice May 11, 2016