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soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses
Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.
by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023
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Sea glass queef

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.
Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*
by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024
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'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.
yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!
by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024
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Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024
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glasses

things that let you see things without the blurry that stereotypically makes you look either a nerd or smarter because thats what society thinks (but mostly the nerd one)
bully: ha! you look so nerdy with those glasses
james: fuck off
by Xeries July 14, 2024
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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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glassing

Violent attack in the UK that happens typically in bars or clubs bathrooms. It involves smashing a drinking glass or beverage bottle against someone's face and then pushing it into their face. It's very common in the UK with 80,000 instances happening every year.
Mother was glassed in the face by a stranger in the club's bathroom while she was reapplying make-up, she didn't see it coming.
That guy was permanently blinded by a glassing attack in a bar when he was in the bathroom.
by jamesdodo August 14, 2024
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