Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

Girlfriend

Something that you and me both wished we had.

You: Hey wanna be my girlfriend
Sexy girl: ew no

by LoliHentaiCool February 2, 2021

target girlfriend

A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work

“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”

“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Holiday girlfriend

is a girl you meet abroad and then when you go back to your home country you talk to her through email and social media. If you like her a lot you may book another flight to go back and see her.

While abroad I met a holiday girlfriend and now I'm thinking about saving money to go back and visit her in a few months.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

Girlfriend

Something most of you on here, can't get.

You: Hey, have you heard that Garrett got a girlfriend?

Friend: Oh really? I heard he was on Urban Dictionary a lot.

by imlegallyblind July 10, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!😁

Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser”

by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021

loser girlfriend

a gf who has attachment issues, abandonment issues, constantly needs reassurance, obsessed with their partner, literally never leaves their house, rots in bed, incapable of being independent, cries ab little things, says sorry for everything, has little to no friends, always overstimulated, etc.

i feel bad that he has a loser girlfriend, must be draining.

by ars3n1c February 3, 2024